Pure Poetry
[ It rubs the lotion on its
skin It does this when it's told It rubs the lotion on its
skin Or else it gets the hose And when it's done there's one
more thing A simple little task, it's: Put the fucking lotion in the
basket. Put the fucking lotion in the
basket All these stupid women are the
same Helps me not to think of them
as human, so I call them "it" instead of by
their names. [Catherine] Mister please no more abuse Can't you see there's no
excuse My family's prob'ly wonderin'
where I've been. [Bill] I'll starve you so your skin
gets loose Stop crying now you big fat
moose Just put the fucking lotion on
your skin And then Put the fucking lotion in the
basket Your chances for survival are
remote I'm impervious to all your
silly whining So pipe down before I jam a
moth Right down your fucking
throat. [Catherine] Mister please, my mom's got
money Let me go -- this isn't funny Cops are sure to send
somebody Turn me loose -- don't be a dummy! [Bill] Listen to you scream and
wail Keep it down you fucking
whale Mind the broken fingernail The last girl climbed halfway
but failed. [Catherine screaming] [Bill imitation screaming] [Bill] (spoken) Precious? [Catherine] (spoken) She's down here, you piece of
shit! [Bill] Put the fucking poodle in the
basket I'd kill you but there's
someone at the door Don't make me go and get my gun
and shoot you It's a waste of skin, They don't sell fat girls in a
fucking store. Put my fucking Precious in the
basket Don't you hurt my one and only
friend You don't know what pain is but
I'll teach you if You lay a fucking finger on my
poodle's pretty head. Put the fucking poodle in the
basket!!